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Sizzling Hot ReviewsSony K610i Australia source: Cheap Mobile Australia
Early in my progression years i struggled with the concept of making things
(and buying them for that matter) that are superflous... Why market something that is to
be superseeded in 6 months...? Why would they do that...? Big companies don't lie...!
The Sony Ericsson K610i is quite possibly the missing link in the 'the mobile phones'
evolutionary trajectory... Much like the Hammerhead Shark who hasn't evolved for millions
of years or the Woodpeckers incredible brain enlosing rapid fire tongue, this phone will
eventually have conversations in pubs made about it, generally following the lines of
'Why...? I understand it's here but how did it get here...?' Higher power intervention
aside, it has been launched upon an unwilling society by a Mega-Super-Company-Conglomerate
who really should just know better... It does everything you'd expect in a phone, which
for the more technical-savvy readers will mean a measly 2% of what the phones actually
going to be used for... In essance it has bells, whistles, any number of pointless games,
internet access and above all - 5 Alarm clock settings...! I figured if one alarm with
snooze won't work, you're up against it to utilise 5 when the individual concerned is
probably too stupid not to stay in bed forever...The question i ask myself on a regular
basis is 'how is this going to push things foward a little...?' The constant need to
develope and evolve ideas leases itself to the growth of the human spirit - a very
powerful thing... These sadly have been ignored in the
Sony Ericsson K610i, Sony instead opting for
the easy option by infacting not really changing much at all... In the disillusioned
year of our lord 2007, we couldn't be narrowminded enough not to realise that phones will
eventually superseed the car as the #1 Phalic Compensator in men... While blokes still
won't be able to communicate a simple feeling to their wifes, the Hammerhead will feast
on another unsuspecting Dolphin as it evolves up that evolutionary cul-de-sac, going
nowhere for another 2 million years... Unbeknowest to this, 2 lads will be showing off
their vintage K610i and feel probably quite well endowed, as the woman of their dreams
walks quitely past, observing the scene and thinking quietly behind her glasses that
"that guy is average, not too small, not too big, just...well, normal..."
Review by MikeyH...Perth
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